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Code Name:
The TMF
Showing your face is not at all Tactical. The TMF does not have any photos that show his face.
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Name:
Last known cover ID-The TMF. Nothing else is known of his highly protected identity-giving people your real name isn't Tactical.
Height
Approx 6'
Weight:
215 lbs
Mall Security Specialty: LRPLP (Long Range Parking
Lot Patrol) TEE-TIME (Tactical Equipment Evaluation, Testing, Integration, Modification and Enhancement )
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Standard Loadouts:
(Plain Clothes)
Glock Model 21 .45 ACP 2x15 mags of JHP
Surefire 6Z Flashlight
Cold Steel Recon 1 Knife
Mace and Steel Toed Boots for the unique and deadly PFS9000 fighting system
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(Special Response)
Load Bearing Equipment-
Point Blank Interceptor Vest with Level IV trauma plates, MOLLE Compatible for different load out configurability.
Primary Weapons-
A)
Colt AR15A3 Gov't Profile with A.R.M.S. #40 flip up rear sight and Aimpoint Comp M2 w/ Aimpoint Railgrabber Mount
B)
Remington 11-87 Police Shotgun with 18.5" barrel, 7 shot capacity, ghost ring sights, and side saddle. (The TMF has been heard to refer to this shotgun 'Shoplifter Apocalypse')
C)
Remington 700 PSS .308 with Leupold Vari-X III 4.5-14x40 scope and Harris Extended Bipod
Secondary Weapon-
A)
Glock Model 21 .45 ACP with Insight Technologies M6 Illuminator, TF Slug Plug, and Hienie Straight 8 night sights
Ammunition Loadout-
Primary:
A)
12x30 M16 mags loaded alternately with SS109 and M856 tracer
B)
50 rounds 00 buckshot, 30 slugs, and 10 dragon's breath shells
C)
100 rounds Federal Gold Match 180 grain
Secondary: 4x15 Glock 21 mags loaded with Winchester Ranger SXT. Winchester SXT is reputedly the most Tactical.
Misc.-
Gasmask, riot size pepper spray dispenser, Cold Steel Recon 1, polycarbonate toe boots (metal conducts electricity, which isn't Tactical)
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The MP5 was found to be more Tactical than the Colt 9mm SMG
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The TMF is short for The Tactical MotherFucker-his code name and radio callsign. This is not an exaggeration or an ironic nickname, it is rather, an understatement. This man is, by all accounts, one way bad MoFo. And we're not kidding.
His tactics are so advanced, that the DOD comes to
him
with questions on tactics. He's always had his gear 6 months ahead of everyone else, and sometimes before the manufacturers are done with the prototypes...even SpecOps purchasing agents wonder how he gets it all, however he is so Tactical he won't say. He's so Tactical, when he eats dessert, he "slices the pie". He doesn't enter a room alone if he can't clear it alone. The correct tactics allow you to kill better, faster, and more efficiently-and no one has taken being Tactical to a level such as this, before the TMF.
Nothing is known of his real background-he destroyed all records of his existence many years ago (the existence of original records are not Tactical), and all that remain are the highly coveted and encoded scraps of cryptic notices in his personnel file. We have assembled a pretty good overall picture of this operative, and what we have found scares the hell out of us. Including the part about using the stall instead of the urinal, with one hand on his gun, and one on his "gun"...Just in case of ambush. He's just
that
damn Tactical.
His team calls him in to handle the Serious Stuff. The Really Serious Stuff. You know it's very Serious Stuff, because they capitalized the letters in the job description.
Every Spec Ops organization needs a man or two "on the inside"-wherever that may be- but it's far more worthwhile to have a man on the outside to watch your back and your parking lot. The TMF is just the man for the job when it comes to rugged ops outside the mall-He's personally responsible for LRPLP (Long Range Parking Lot Patrol) and determining the Tactical response to most situations. He works closely with
to determine the appropriate response to most mall situations that he has time to prepare for. When a new variable is introduced as a surprise, it is then
's responsibility to determine the correct response, on site in a few seconds, without waiting for backup from his superior, the TMF.
Tacticality demands a discreet vehicle, however, our polarized lens allowed us to pick up the hidden words in the license plate pattern...
Let this not lead you to think, that the TMF sits behind a desk, he is actively involved with each aspect of mall situations, and his input on a situations' "Tacticality" is usually delivered on site, in person, and quickly. He tests all gear that is used, or is considered personally, for Tactical efficiency. He stays on LRPLP just to keep his tactical edge, and to keep some "dirt under his nails" Much of the product testing initiated by his TEE-TIME program is done in the field, putting his very Tactical self at risk, should the equipment being tested fail.
"Tactical Shotgun testing, remote location"
Estimated Danger Level 1-10: -
The TMF gets a 9. His tactics ensure that if you make one wrong move, you're not coming home for dinner-and even if you don't, you're still not coming home for dinner. Either way, you don't get no dinner.
End Report
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