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When Ninjas Speak Out

The Vault of Archives

The voice of Mall Ninjas are most often heard on the internet, where anonymity can be assured-it is impossible for anyone to find out who you are online, and Retail Security Operatives know this- thus the firearms boards of the internet have been their stomping grounds for some time now. The postings of some of the Mall Ninjas have been astonishing, revealing looks into the life or death career of Retail Security...

At GlockTalk - the first recorded Mall Ninja Sighting...

"Am I Being Careful Enough?"

At AR15.com - the Mall Ninja madness spreads, as Gecko45 shows up again.

"Hello!"

At HK91.com - Gecko45 and Specops take the fight to Special Weapons

"Need SW advice from Todd"

And others...coming sooner than you'd think.


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