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Mall Ninja Fan Art

It seems some of you people are suicidal...

I mean, really, making fun of Mall Ninjas? You're just asking to be found floating a in a river in a country you've never visited before-and the only upside to this form of death would be a really short, scary vacation.

As it seems you just can't resist making fun of people so incredibly skilled they could drop you like a side of ripe pork from a mile away, we hereby post the art submissions of you, the fans.

Click to see the full-size image...

"Imbrog|io" has produced perhaps the best of the batch:

   

Our overly enthusiastic cartoonist, Will Pierce, came up with a few overly enthusiastic images.

 

Also, some of the best examples of Mall Ninja Artwork were hosted at SinistralRifleman's page, of which Cmore struggled to track down an archive of in its entirely. There are still some samples below...

 

And here are some 'Shops of NSFJoJo (for the most part) that WERE archived:

   

Cfaber brings us G&W/MS, Sksseven brings us Security Times. I don't know about you, but I feel safer already.

 

"Jason" apparently has a death wish-not content with mocking Carbon-15's pictures, he moves on to mock the entire industry with Minimum Wage Warrior magazine...

   

"MG 42" brings us the best-selling magazine for Mall Security professionals, S.A.R.S.

 

Johnanthan's Artwork...

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