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Radio crackles
Tangos spotted in food court
This could get messy
Teenage hooligans
Harrassing the customers
I descend from the ceiling
Hands on your head, punk
Drop the Hilfiger jacket
My team shoots to kill
Laser rangefinder
My prey at one fifty yards
The Donut Hut babe
-ken_mays
Shoppers walking by
Now they fight at half off sale
I fire my subgun
-Special_Agent_Russell
I love Mall Ninjas
yes with all of my body
even my pee pee
I confront the Crip
"Sir, turn around your ball cap"
Come to in dumpster
-sfoo
Tape ceramic plates
Securely to my backside.
Damn! Where's my golf cart?
I have special shoes
That I can use to climb walls.
I am like a god.
I guard lives each day.
Lay down some covering fire.
Damn single shot guns!
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Danimal
When I hear the call:
"there's touble at the food court,"
I'm locked and loaded.
Bored suburban kids
or midget terrorists? It
can be hard to tell.
What keeps The Gap safe?
My unblinking vigilance.
No need to thank me.
Step away from the
Orange Julius counter!
Don't force me to shoot!
Scaling up the walls
lets me keep a watch on the
Ladies' dressing rooms.
-beefenchilada
On mall lot patrol
I walk the thin yellow line
and scope the garage
soon the mall will close
the dregs linger by the doors
I tell them to leave
I leave after closing
the dregs are waiting for me
I show them my badge
The dregs laugh out loud
I whip out my Sai
they don't laugh anymore
They run, I Kiai
and leap out from my cat stance
they know not what comes
Ninja must kiai
as they cull the dregs of earth
and clear the garage
-ydnar
Mortal Kombat Two
Asian teens in mall arcade
Frag grenade rolled in.
Don't flush mall toilet?
PVS fourteen sees all
Brains splatter the stall wall
Six four Seven Grain
Across foodcourt no problem
Fifty cal. hits true
White sale at Pennys
Shoppers glee turns to riot
Three-Oh-Eight brings peace
Level 4 vest on
MP5, Glock and flashbang
Shoplifters beware
Up in the rafters
I see you, you don't see me
Swift descent, thief screams
-cfaber
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Adipose quivers,
Polyester uniform,
Fired for sleeping
Shoplifter stop now!
I hurl my fierce shuriken,
Too fat to run fast.
Mexican, Chinese?
The food court confuses me.
Puff of smoke, I'm gone.
I have no pistol.
Black clad, I blend with mall map.
Silent ,I thwart evil.
Quickly to the arcade!
Two malcontents battle there,
Photos, then banished.
-poikilotrm
Too tight in my blues
Mall walk, regulation shoes
Flashlight bangs my thigh.
-SDavid
Ever vigilant
looking at the T and A
time to act
-markl32
The wind does not blow
Shoplifter is still and near
Sight picture, slack, squeeze
-mcgredo
I curse the cheap claws
As I fall from the mall roof
my chute deploys late
My golf cart hums sweet
Fifty cal mounted behind
tires squeal on marble
Trauma plates taped on
I confront the heathen crowd
and they know nothing
-Grock
Polyester Pants
CB Flashlight Black Shoes Go!
Shoplift at own risk.
-Spearweasel
Police school dropout
If only they saw me now
Shogun of retail!
-stony275
Read SOF ad
Send check for ancient manual
Training is complete
Mall Ninja flips out
Cut off paying customer's head
Cleans toilet for life.
Board members love me
All their body and peepee
Mall Ninja not gay
-Javak
Mayhem at the Gap
God watching over the flock
Musical gunshots.
Red brick crumbling
Special boots upon his feet
The mother cries out.
-Goalie
Fear strikes Wally World
Cat-like, He springs to action
Ever vigilant
Blue light specials crime
Avenger kicks ass, takes names
Mall justice enforced
-Yo
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shoplifter identified
.50 caliber justice
cleanup in front of Sears
I will wait calmly
They pass me like a river
Three Oh Eight ends crime
-Johnny_Reno
Strut Like a Big Man
Free Fries from the Chick-Fil-A
Teenage Girls are Nice
Duct Tape on my Skin
Very Bad Planning from Me
Trauma Plate Works Well
-Silence
Rapid deployment
MP5 sings its sweet song
Fountain coins are safe
Gangsta wannabe
Trousers slung below his waist
Death touch stops his heart
Gap chick folding shirts
Closer in my reticle
Finger strokes trigger
-Jarhead_22
.300 whisper
Throw smoke grenades for cover
food court sniper down
trauma plate in front
how to secure dorsal plate?
GlockTalk has answers
-raven
Within the shadows
Hidden eyes scanning, scanning
The Mall is now safe
-Mr-T
keen senses say strike
throwing stars cast in flurry
now Orange Julius
-shadows
Clad in black, I strike!
In the video arcade
Bloody quarters fly
-MadMatt
The armored car guys
Carry guns into my mall
Why can't I have one?
A shoplifter caught
Police come and pick him up
I NEED to be one.
-rallywagon
Plan A: living shield.
308 shots to my back?
I need a plan B
bad-ass sharpshooter
With Tac'd-out assault golf cart
Halt, you shoplifters!
retail ninja cop
with Twisted-Lotus Death Strike.
Code 3 in Housewares!
Double-parked shoppers
It's parking lot anarchy!
Pass me a Claymore.
Anti-gravity
wall-climbing ninja boots, yo!
Admit you're jealous.
Hicaps in my Nines
"No loitering, move along!
Food court now secure."
Mall Ninja's mommy
bathed him in Gun Scrubber and
knits kevlar booties
-vertigo7
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