The best known operators have all their available sightings and and dossiers painstakingly recorded here, along with any other available relevant information on them. Be warned that the material in the pages pages below contain information that powerful figures in Retail Security would far rather was never exposed to the public. Classified stuff.

If you have any misgivings about being privy to such sensitive material, don't check the top agent's dossiers. We feel it's safe now, though- Hell, only a known 18% of those who have previously accessed this data have died from accidentally shooting themselves in the back of the skull three times with a two shot derringer-and as far as we know, the rest of them are fine. Run the odds, and check the agents out, so you'll know them if you see them.

By all accounts, Mall Ninja are hard to catch in action due to their incredible stealth, wiliness, and occasional use of traditional Ninja Magic, but at the same time, their innate pride in being perhaps the world's most skillful tactical operators has led them to occasionally pose for photos-in fact, perhaps a more common occurrence than catching them in action. A contradiction? Does it really make sense that such secretive, and mysterious operators would actually strike one for the camera?

Perhaps not, but everyone knows that no woman can resist a fully geared out, testosterone loaded, adrenaline pumping tactical operator. Just take the case of Matt, (the only known Mall Ninja to be actually captured in training exercises- by a firearms manufacturer employee), as an excellent example:

Now ladies, which of these two pictures make you positively drool when you see it? The first one, of course! Which probably explains just why he was willing to have that picture taken- 90% of the ladies questioned under independent polling say they think he's just unbearably sexy in that floppy ninja garb, and that boyish charm-almost like Doogie Howser in SWAT gear. In fact, all of the "gear before glamour" pollrespondents stated that the tuxedo pic left them cold, compared to the positively tactile sensation they experienced from seeing him geared up, decked out and ready to kick some shoplifter ass. No comparison...and apparently something many bachelors could take to heart, judging from this next picture...

Now, doesn't that just make you sick?)

*Ahem*

We here at MallNinja.com have taken pains only to include verifiable pictures of Mall Ninjas-though we receive several suspected sightings per week, our independent research team, has gone to great expense to ensure that they verify the identity of each picture. The Mall Ninja command does not view the actions of the research teams, or this website's information collection on their top secret agents with any favor-in fact, this may explain approximately 100% of the disappearances, and inexplicable suicides of the members of the research teams. Our work here in uncovering this vast conspiracy, however, be the conspiracy for good or evil, remains as important as the day we began.

Contact MallNinja.com to Report Mall Ninja sightings. These Ninjutsu trained operators are wily, and it is unlikely that you will get more than one chance to take a photo, or even a good look at one, so keep your cameras at the ready. Also if you should get a picture of any suspected Mall Ninja, run like hell. You probably won't make it to the parking lot before the snipers drop you like a side of beef, and if you do, the Lot Work boys are more than likely to finish you off with 180 grains of instant lead poisoning from behind a vehicle, but what the hell- suck it up, make an effort for the cause, and maybe you'll get an action shot.

The best known Mall Ninjas all have their own dossiers on the Known Agents page-as soon as we have sufficient information on a Mall Ninja, they will have their own profile there.

Here's some other, assorted pictures of Mall Ninjas in action, and in training, with suitable captions...

"There is no spoon, there is no spoon..."

"Ouch! I hate it when I pull off my baclava, and it rips off half of my mustache!"

" Ahh! Sarge! It's all going black- I can't see!"

Still not quite tactical enough...maybe a gyro-stabilizer would do the trick.

"Damn it, I caught him, I get to decide where to shoot him! I don't care how cute they scream when you do that!"

More whenever genuine Mall Ninja are sighted...If you get any, send 'em!