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Code Name:
BloodArtisan
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"The sword is an extension of yourself. You must master is, and it will serve you as your own hand"
Name:
Civilian ID unconfirmed-unconfirmed boondoggie is that he may go by "teh sexeh" but only if you're his girlfriend...
Height:
Approx 6'
Weight:
150 lbs
Mall Security Specialty: RATS/ASS (Rafter Assault Training Sessions/Area Six & Seven), ASI (Advanced Swordsmanship Instruction), SPIT (Skate-boarder Prevention, Interdiction, and Tracking) and VOOM (Vehicle Oversight, Operations and Management)
BloodArtisan delivers his opinion of the fashion sense of the sad person who Riced this previously respectable Eclipse. Note the non-matching yellow of the flared body kit...
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Standard Loadouts:
(Plain Clothes)
Beretta 9000 9mm w/ 2x13 magazines of JHP
Surefire 6z
Colt Police Tactical Steel folder
Converse Chuck Taylor All Stars with fitted Duct Tape strips for enhanced durability against skin-rubber sole contact friction
Churchill Ltd. Fedora (I swear I'm not making this shit up)
Gap Tactics™ "one-size-too-small" dark green EuroCamo™ Fashion Camouflage
BloodArtisan with Modified Daewoo K2
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(Special Response)
Load Bearing Equipment- His initial request to headquarters was for a prototype invisibility suit, but the green flag for release of that equipment to retail security is yet to be given. He modified his demands later, for the meantime, "I want something lightweight, black and with GSG9 boots if need be. Silent. Rowr." This new request was immediately processed, and current full loadout consists of all black BDUs by Blackhawk, Blackhawk Omega vest, Blackhawk Hellstorm hydration system, Blackhawk Hellstorm tactical gloves, Blackhawk kevlar Baclava, Blackhawk wallet, and Magnum Hi-Tec zip side boots. Yeah, he has thing for matching clothing, gear and accessories. And that Fedora...
Primary Weapons-
A)
Vollmer MC51 modified G3 carbine, w/ A3 retractable stock and, B-Square mount, Aimpoint ML2 red dot sight
B)
Mossberg 500 Crusier Security edition w/ Knoxx drum magazine conversion & COPstock recoil-reducing folding stock, barrel heat shield, OKO red dot rifle sight.
C)
Marlin 2000L Suppressed .22LR rifle with aperture sights and 10-shot magazine conversion- fills the marksman application.
Secondary Weapon-
A
) STI Executive chambered in .40S&W, emgraved and given as a gift by the president of the Banana Republic Corporation for liberating them from Nigeriagua.
Ammunition Loadout-
Primary:
A
) 10x30 round G3 mag FMJ, 3x30 green tip ammo and 1 30 round M856 tracer magazine.
B
) 3x10 round box mags filled with 00 buckshot, 2x10 round box mags with slugs, 5 flechette shells and 10 dragon's breath shells for free loading.
C
) 10x10 round box magazines loaded with 38 grain remington Green Tag.
Secondary: 4x15 STI double stack 911 mags loaded with .45 ACP jacketed hollow point.
Misc.- Gasmask, riot size pepper spray dispenser, Paul Chen Full Contact Tai'chi sword or Paul Chen Hand-tempered Full-Contact straight Kodachi (depends on the operation), GSG9 boots fitted with soft rubber ninja climbing soles, and extra grip spikes.
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"A blade must pass through the flame one thousand times to be hardened-as must any man pass through adversity"
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As the Head Vehicles authority for his mall, ranging from everything to the indoor HMEV's( Highly Modified Electronic Vehicles) to the M1A2 Abrams tank hidden in that storefront that never seems to get leased out, he's the "Driving Force" behind all motorized movement in the mall. He handles his own tricked Kawasaki Ninja with skill and finesse, monitoring all Mall vehicles from this highly capable, agile and mobile platform.
He's personally responsible for VOOM (Vehicle Oversight, Operations and Management), as well as SITE (Swordsmanship Instruction, Training, and Equipping) and most importantly, SPIT (Skate-boarder Prevention, Interdiction, and Tracking). His other area is a joint effort with The TMF- BloodArtisan scans the exterior perimeter of the mall, and relays the relevant information to
who determines the most tactical response. His skills of determining what constitutes a hazard, and what does not, have been invaluable for maintaining the safety of the Mall exterior. Nothing goes into the mall without being triple checked by the Artisan's Scanning crews for dangerous persons or objects. If a certain entering variable is in question, BloodArtisan may go check on it personally, without raising suspicion. An inspiration to his team, he is a hands on leader, who leads from the front, and often leads in his stylish plainclothes gear.
BloodArtisan testing original Thompson SMG for use with pictured fedora.
Estimated Danger Level 1-10:
7.4 - Do not mess with this guy. He's got a Fedora. And he knows how to use it.
End Report
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