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Code Name:
Gecko .45
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The most notorious and famed Mall Ninja of all time...Caught on film
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Name:
Last known cover ID- Trevor, Gecko45
Height:
Approx 6'2"
Weight:
160 lbs
Mall Security Specialty:
Close Quarters Weapons
Standard Loadouts:
(Plain Clothes)
Glock 17 9mm , 15+1 Federal 124gr Hydrashoks, 3x 17 spare mags
Surefire 6z Flashlight
Emerson CQC7 folding knife
Safariland Zero-6 Body armor, portection level IIIA
Polycarbonate Safety Toe Worx boots by Redwing-specifically fitted with discrete Under/Cover Wall Climbing spikes at the ankles
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Even Plainclothes, a Mall Ninja is a formidable threat- and Gecko45 is no exception.
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(Special Response)
Primary Weapons-
A
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PWA AR15A3 variant with 4 position collapsible stock, 16" 1/9 twist 1/w profile Barrel, Aimpoint ML2 Dot sight, A.R.M.S. #40 flip up rear sight, GG&G Scout Rail, and Aimpoint Ring.
B)
Remington 11-87 Police Shotgun w/Ghost Ring Sights, 6 round Sidesaddle, and 3 point QD sling. Use of Remington Slugger® Rifled slugs is exclusive, to reduce collateral damage to shopping innocents.
C)
Vector Arms Class 3 Uzi in 9mm-folding-stock, iron sights, and bayonet
Secondary Weapon-
A)
Glock 17 9mm, 17+1 Federal 124gr Hydrshoks in weapon, 4x17 magazines. Safariland 6004 thigh holster. 4 flashbang grenades, and two fragmentary HE grenades-at minimum, number is surmised from the highly edited and classified report on the Graphite incident in Indiana.
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Mercy is for the weak of mind and soul...practice assassination daily to keep your mind detached...
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Ammunition Loadout-
Primary:
A)
12x30 M16 mags loaded alternatively with SS109 and M856 tracer
B)
50 rounds #4 buckshot, 30 slugs, and 10 LL (Less Lethal) rounds
C)
15x25 round IMI Steel magazines, Federal 9mm 124gr Hydrashoks
Secondary:
A)
6x17 Glock 17 mags loaded with Federal 9mm 124gr Hydrashoks
Misc.
Load Bearing Equipment:
Eagle OD Green Enhanced Load Bearing Vest
Safariland Zero-6 Body armor, protection level IIIA
Boonie Hat, pair of
BlackHawk Black S.O.L.A.G. (Spec Ops Light Assault Gloves)
Gerber MKII fixed blade knife
Emerson CQC7 folder,
Custom-made combat Boots with Wall Climbing spikes at ankles, instep and toe
Paul Chen Hanwei Ninja Sword
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Training in all climates and region is a must for any well rounded operator
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Service Career (known):
Supposed recent SpecOps duty in North Korea and Laos, as well as recorded domestic service in the CIA and FBI-a first in interdeparmental crossovers in recorded Mall Ninja history.
Location
was unknown for 5 years-apparently his last bravado-filled online communications made southern U.S. malls a bit too hot for him, and apparently, he is no more immune to the siren song of the cameraman than
NSFJoJo
- striking a pose, no matter what the cost to his anonymity, seems to be standard practice for this operative-though given his arrogant flair with the computer keyboard, this trait may be hardly surprising. His picture is quite often worth taking...
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The author of numerous internet message board writings-most of them overly revealing of the Mall Ninja's tactics, locations and weaponry, have made him both a despised and grudgingly revered figure in the Mall Security community. His online commentary can be found in the
Mall Ninja Threads
section-where he details perhaps a bit too much information for his organization's good. He also has recently given a radio interview-tape is on order, hopefully all copies will not mysteriously disappear.
The one fact that seems currently re-established is his hatred for Neo-Nazis - a subject the surfaces frequently in his internet writings, he attributes many of the mall's security breaches to New Wave White Supremacists. We're not sure whether or not this is because there is some deep-seated feud between the White Power faction and Mall security, of if it's just that Gecko45 finds that Neo Nazis are a very convenient, and utterly safe scapegoat.
Checking out the Unit Armorer's latest creation, an HK51.
The HK51 is an HK91, a .308 with an 8.5 inch barrel.
Roars like a dragon with an ingrown tonail on full auto.
Gecko45 at the range with
BloodArtisan
Estimated Danger Level 1-10:
Gecko45 deserves a danger rating of 9.6. Unmatched skill and experience, combined with a flair for the dramatic and persuasive, makes this Mall Ninja the most dangerous to date. There's nothing he won't do to further his agenda-to keep the Mall safe.
End Report
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